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So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
No go.
What's the cause of under eye dark circles and what treatments can help?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
share office space ...
What pleasure do guys get by sucking female breasts?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why do people with straight hair think curly hair is so easy to take care of?
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks