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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 23:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

No go.

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

share office space ...

What pleasure do guys get by sucking female breasts?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

Why cant I feel anything in my sleep? I cannot even feel myself moving, breathing, and swallowing saliva! I cannot even hear anything, not even my alarm! Some people that I've been with says that I'm moving a lot in my sleep, how can I stop it?

Still no good.

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do people with straight hair think curly hair is so easy to take care of?

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

What are the differences between INFJ-T and INFJ A?